8Feb/100
Robot
I think I might just start talking like a robot all the time. You know, kinda like monotone and sorta slow. 24/7. One syllable at a time. Say stuff like "DOES-NOT-COM-PUTE" and shit when anyone uses slang. Think anyone would hang around me? You would always have to have, like, a straight face and no emotion when doing anything. I don't think robots laugh, either. Robot laugh: "HA-HA-HA-HA", four times every time. You would probably get beat up.
How long would it take to get fired from a job? Not even a day. They'd probably tell you to go home and think about it, and if you came back the next day talking like a robot, you would be gone... "OVER-AND-OUT". "SIGN-ING-OFF".